Monday, March 20, 2006

Assicons

You've probably seen this email, the one with a different take on emoticons? For example:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an asshole

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass


and I'm adding . . .

(_:_) Lumpyhead

Hoping desperately for an earlier surgery date, but no progress thus far. Still scheduled for April 14.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope they get Lumpyhead in early.

Love the new background!

H.

Heather said...

Poor little lumpyhead. I hope they get him in early too.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna say the dots are for lumpyhead's hole(s). Hope he's happy anyway. In the meantime, try aauxzukn.