Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Weather Karma Not Exactly Working Out in Our Favor

Provided we can actually escape the clutches of THE STORM OF THE CENTURY (of the week) on Saturday, we'll leave for the cruise this weekend. Bump checked the weather in one of the ports of call today.

Yeah, under the temp that says "Funnel Cloud." I'm thinking that can't be good.

Friday, February 05, 2010

The Neighbors Got a Snowblower

"Look!" Lumpyhead yelled from the top of the stairs. "There's something very wrong with the snow."


He guided me to his bathroom window and pointed across the street. "There's something wrong with the snow, see? They're lawn mowing it."

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Okay, look.

It's fucking February.

It's time for the holiday wreath-substitute door spray to go away.

But I luuuuuurve it so.

Plus, Nana made it. It's an heirloom. Or something.

Fine, fine. It's coming down this weekend.