I Look Like Kim Jong Il

Is that a bad thing?

The Post ran a story about MyHeritage.com, a website that will match your face to its celebrity database.

It matched me to the following people:

• Zhang Ziyi - 67% (really? sweet! that's very nice of you, My Heritage)
• Ninet Tayeb - 67% (I don't know who that is, but she's kinda cute. Her nose is much bigger than mine, though)
• Jennifer Connelly - 65% (not even close, but that's still a nice compliment. She was actually at Yale when I was, in my residential college. I didn't know her, but saw her in the dining hall from time to time)
• Norodom Sihamoni - 61% (once again, showing my ignorance, don't know who that is, but I'm sure as hell gonna google him now. He seems to be some old Asian guy)
• Jason Donovan - 59% (now that's gotta be a glitch in the progam. There's no way I look like some blond guy with movie star teeth)
• Amrita Rao - 57% (um, no, I really don't look like her. Sorry, My Heritage)
• Lucy Liu - 55% (you're just saying that because I'm Asian. I am not crosseyed, nor am I that weird-looking.)
• Sigourney Weaver - 54% (not a chance)
• Alyson Hannigan - 53% (not so much)
• Kim Jong Il - 52% (now that's just mean)
  

Lumpyhead looks like these people:

• Ayumi Hamasaki - 62%
• Johan Strauss I - 59%
• Agam Rudberg - 58%
• Iris Chang - 54%
• Henry Morton Stanley - 52%
• Tom Cruise - 51%
• Jane Goodall - 48%
• Wilbur Wright - 45% (oh, comon, Orville was the hot one)
• Steven Morrissey - 45%
• Pierluigi Collina - 45%
  

Lumpyhead, try 2:

• Michael Jackson (the young, black version) - 69%
• Charlie Chaplin - 60%
• Bette Davis - 60%
• Renata Tebaldi - 56%
• Tori Amos - 54%
• Ayumi Hamasaki - 49% (okay, okay, I'm starting to see that one)
• Madhuri Dixit - 46%
• Lauren Becall - 46%
• Beyonce Knowles - 42%
• Jeff Beck - 42%
  

I recommend you try it with your own face. Do not, however, go to MyHeritage.org. That is a very, very scary place indeed.