Top Bangs

Listen, Melissa's elimination on Top Chef last night was a long time coming. Ditto for you, Eugene. Carla, you're going to be eliminated next week, so you'd better cook that vegetarian dish while you've got the chance.

Hey, you know what? THIS:
is Exhibit A in the Why I Won't Give Lula Bangs argument.

My hair is no styling triumph, either, but Come. On.

And sometimes Lula lets me pull her hair back into a little topknot,
and it's really cute,
and even though she pulls it out about 4.5 seconds later . . .

May I remind you:
I rest my case.