People, there are more of them today than there were yesterday. They stand in perfect lines at strategic places in the Nation's Capital. They're amassing a huge force, and they're breeding.
There's no way we can keep up. It has taken me four years to make three humans - and that's considered pretty fast - and those little humans will need several years to mature. Two of those humans are still completely incontinent, for heaven's sake.
But these things - I hear these things can hold urine and fecal matter for days. Like it's their job.
I'm telling you, THE PORTAPOTTIES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!