I was expecting wicked traffic today, but it was actually pretty righteous. Pope-ey. Pope-tastic even.
Are people really scalping tickets to tomorrow's mass? Really? You've got to be among the faithful to score a ticket in the first place, right? Even if you got away with it, wouldn't God know it wasn't you in that seat?
Are tweener Pontiff fans called Pope-tarts?
Nobody half-asses it like me.
7 comments:
What level of hell do you go to for scalping pope tickets?
You are so wrong, in so many ways.
I have a ticket. I am going to be the one drinking communion wine through straws on either side of my baseball cap and waving a huge CATHOLICS ARE #1 foam finger. I might even try and surf down for a blessing.
POPE! POPE! POPE! POPE!
Did you look at the pictures of the Popemobile today? I had a sneaking suspicion that if the Swiss guards picked it up and shook, snowflakes would fall on the Pope.
Did you look at the pictures of the Popemobile today? I had a sneaking suspicion that if the Swiss guards picked it up and shook, snowflakes would fall on the Pope.
pope-tarts....whaaaaaaaaa!
I just knew where that was going from the title...and I couldn't wait to click over.
It's official. I now adore you.
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