Tuesday, April 29, 2008

God I'm Dumb

When I saw this headline in yesterday's online Post ("Mars Buying Wrigley for $23B"), I thought the planet was buying the stadium.

Which is crazy, I realize. Because everyone knows the Martians are football fans, right? How else do you explain the redesign of Soldier Field?

A candy company buy-out. Sweet.

Also: Mars is buying Wrigley? That's nuts.

In addition: I nougat something like this was bound to happen.

Sorry for that last one. Trying too hard for snickers.


BOSSY said...

So so clever.

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

Groaning at my desk right now...

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

You're killing me.