When I saw this headline in yesterday's online Post ("Mars Buying Wrigley for $23B"), I thought the planet was buying the stadium.
Which is crazy, I realize. Because everyone knows the Martians are football fans, right? How else do you explain the redesign of Soldier Field?
A candy company buy-out. Sweet.
Also: Mars is buying Wrigley? That's nuts.
In addition: I nougat something like this was bound to happen.
Sorry for that last one. Trying too hard for snickers.
Nobody half-asses it like me.
2 comments:
So so clever.
Groaning at my desk right now...
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