Tuesday, April 29, 2008

God I'm Dumb

When I saw this headline in yesterday's online Post ("Mars Buying Wrigley for $23B"), I thought the planet was buying the stadium.

Which is crazy, I realize. Because everyone knows the Martians are football fans, right? How else do you explain the redesign of Soldier Field?

A candy company buy-out. Sweet.

Also: Mars is buying Wrigley? That's nuts.

In addition: I nougat something like this was bound to happen.

Sorry for that last one. Trying too hard for snickers.

3 comments:

BOSSY said...

So so clever.

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

Groaning at my desk right now...

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

You're killing me.