Thursday, April 24, 2008

Another Helpful Hint From Lumpyhead's Mom

Playing pool pregnant is really tricky.

Maybe I'm exactly the wrong height, but my fat belly doesn't clear the table. This means I have to stand even further away than I normally do. Add to this the fact that I have really short arms (Bump calls them my T-Rex arms), and suddenly I'm using the bridge for anything over two feet from the rail.

But really, none of this matters, because even under the best of circumstances I suck like a dyson at pool.

(Happy Hour was still fun last night, though. Aunt Bob, Anne, Work Sarah, Bump and I missed you.)


Anne said...

Your arms are completely normal!!

Julie said...

You could probably still kick my ass.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

So you are saying that now would be a good time to play you for money?