Playing pool pregnant is really tricky.
Maybe I'm exactly the wrong height, but my fat belly doesn't clear the table. This means I have to stand even further away than I normally do. Add to this the fact that I have really short arms (Bump calls them my T-Rex arms), and suddenly I'm using the bridge for anything over two feet from the rail.
But really, none of this matters, because even under the best of circumstances I suck like a dyson at pool.
(Happy Hour was still fun last night, though. Aunt Bob, Anne, Work Sarah, Bump and I missed you.)
3 comments:
Your arms are completely normal!!
You could probably still kick my ass.
So you are saying that now would be a good time to play you for money?
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