Thursday, May 24, 2007

More Advice Haiku

That jerk who's pulling
your sweet pacifer out
of your mouth is you.

We've been over this
before. Will you get the hint
already? Good Lord.

You've no one to blame.
You did this to yourself. Just
quit it. Problem solved.

It's not like this is
the first time you have done this.
It's like you don't learn.

Dear Lumpyhead's Mom,
What you said, right back at you.
Much love, Tequila.

1 comment:

Em said...

Hmm. Like mother like daughter, or its reverse in this case. am blinded by complex haiku structure... can't think straight...