I stink.
I'm not sure why, or if anyone else notices, but I smell bad.
I can't place the smell, it's a cross between B.O. and weird food.
I first noticed it this morning, and thought I had been particularly sweaty last night. Then Lumpyhead spit up a little on me, so I blamed that. When I was still complaining after I got out of the shower, Bump suggested that perhaps he was the smelly one.
Well, it's not him, because I've spent half the day in the office, and the odor is still lingering.
I'm wearing a clean suit, shirt, and even put on extra deodorant today.
But I stink.
I can't place it, and I can't shake it.
I don't know. Maybe it's all in my head.
Maybe it's you.
Nobody half-asses it like me.
5 comments:
Maybe it is just because you are pregnant. Everything smells funny when you are pregnant.
Or maybe you are secreting crazy PG hormones.
A better comment would have been:
"That what I've been telling people".
An even better comment would have had good grammar.
Maybe you need different deodorant. I had to use a different one when pregnant.
Glad you're back!
I thought I smelled something [grin].
Post a Comment