Five Things

Daddy in a Strange Land tagged me (and I was so gonna tag him on the next meme I got, because he said he'd never been tagged, but now I can't. The next one is coming your way, though, DISL)

Five items in my freezer

1. a six pack of mint dilly bars from DQ
2. a lone snickers ice cream bar [which Bump and I are both daring the other to eat, so the one who doesn't get it can complain about how s/he didn't get the last ice cream novelty]
3. fruit popsicles [for when I'm feeling nauseous, but of course they totally lose out to the high-calorie frozen treats]
4. two frozen pizzas
   
5. two containers of vanilla ice cream [I sent Bump to the store for root beer float fixings, because I needed a root beer float immediately, and he came back with two because ice cream was on sale. And we obviously needed more ice cream.]

Things that used to always be in my freezer but aren't there any more:

• the freezer bowl for the ice cream maker, so we could make homemade ice cream at a moment's notice [no room after the breast milk fiasco, and we haven't put it back in yet]
• breastmilk [All done with that. (Woo hoo!) For now, anyway. (urmph.)]
• martini glasses [sob]
  

Five items in the closet

1. maternity clothes that don't fit yet
2. clothes from a few months ago that don't fit anymore
3. clothes from before I was pregnant the first time that don't fit yet
4. seven pairs of birkenstocks I wear all the damn time
5. two pairs of Ferragamos I wear absolutely never
   

Five items in the car

1. Lumpyhead's car seat
2. some sad-ass geriatric over-the-face "sunglasses" I got from the optometrist the last time I had my eyes dilated. I keep meaning to throw them out or put them on to make Bump laugh
3. an ADC Washington DC area map book
4. a windshield sunshade
5. a raggedy kleenex box
   

In the trunk, I've got our softball gloves, a comforter (for sitting on at softball), two ice scrapers, a wiffle ball set, and an emergency kit.

Five items in my backpack
(it's a briefcase, but whatever)

1. wallet
2. checkbooks
   
3. blackberry
4. free toothbrush and floss from my last dentist visit
5. dice, cards, and a cribbage board
   

Five people I tag

1. Sarah
2. Tammy
3. Aunt Bob
4. Em
   
5. Auntly H