Thanks to this fine merchant, we have a spare Cow. Cow IV arrived a couple days ago, looking remarkably like Cow (only cleaner. She still has that new cow smell).
Cow is looking grungier and grungier, and she needs a heavy spot cleaning pretty soon. The snot and drool are taking their toll, which I didn't realize until Cow VI showed up, looking all bright and shiny without a veneer of baby face seepage.
The question still remains of what to do with floppy Flaccid Cow III. Until we figure it out, she makes a great hat.
4 comments:
Why do you torture your poor child?
Hey, it took a helmet, several months, and a large outlay of cash to get his head round enough to support such fabulous hats. I'm gonna take advantage of it, by god.
There are lots of "I'm not wearing this damned cow as a hat and you can't make me" photos that I didn't post.
Also, if I don't take humiliating photos of him now, what will I show his prom date?
Not only is that unbelievably cute, I'm shock that Lumpyhead hasn't yanked it off!
I think you gotta keep going. Lumpyhead has the mark of a dairy farmer. And you ARE from the midwest.
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