Monday, June 30, 2008

Lumpyhead and I Ate Them All Anyway

This afternoon I came across a forgotten can of Pringles. I tasted one and noted, to no one in particular, "These are stale."

Then I added my favorite Electricyoak expletive: "Fucksticks."

Lumpyhead saw me with potato chips and and piped up. "I want fucksticks too!"

"Nice," Bump muttered.

First day home and I'm already teaching them shit they're not going to learn from their father.

7 comments:

Julie said...

Point at Bump if Lumpyhead ever says it to someone he shouldn't. :)

vuboq said...

vuboq is going to call them 'fucksticks' from now on, too!

merseydotes said...

I keep waiting to hear Petunia exclaim "Shitfucker!" but it hasn't happened yet. Whew.

talkingbudgie said...

The comment I had for this post was even more inappropriate than the word "fucksticks", so I'll just leave it at that.

I will say, however, that I wish my doctor would put me on bed rest. So what if I'm not pregnant?

Auntly H said...

I think ElectricYoak actually said "fucksticks" when he found Austrian Pringles to be stale. I thought they were the same amount of crisp as the American version, just had weird flavors (like Thai chili).

Violet said...

I prefer to use the Oirish version of the F-word - feck. It somehow sounds a tiny bit less ugly, but I can still express myself mightily with it.

Nancy said...

Aagh! Behind on the blog reading and just found out you're on bedrest. Take care and eat all the stale pringles your heart desires. ;-)