Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Edited by Lumpyhead

Bump and I were talking about something at dinner the other day. I don't remember what it was, exactly, but it sucked.

Me: That sucks.
Bump: Yes it does.
Me: That sucks. SUUUH-cks!
Lumpyhead: Sucks and shoes!
Bump: That's right, Buddy. Socks and shoes.

It should be noted that Bump also gave me the requisite disapproving look.


merseydotes said...

I was at Xiobhan's a few weeks ago, and Beck dropped something in the hallway and promptly said, 'Oh shit. Oh shit.' X and I were trying so hard not to laugh out loud, and she finally said, 'Yes, Beck. Oh CHIPS. Oh CHIPS.' For days after that, Petunia would ask me, 'Why did Beck say oh chips?' And I'd bite my lip and say, 'That's just something Beck says!'

Em said...

"Socks and shoes" may be my new favorite substitute swear. Thanks, Lumpyhead!

PS As I type Lucy is careening around the family room pretending she is a puppy and Henry is singing away merrily. This will not last.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Been there myself.

Laura McIntyre said...

LOL What a funny lumpyhead :)