Friday, June 26, 2009


I woke up this morning with a stye.

First I was all "shit" but then I realized that this stye was placed stategically, and according to that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie (I just googled it, The Sixth Day) this means I've been cloned.

Which: Awe. Sum.

This will come in really handy today. Clone can help Bump with the move while I stay at Linda's with the tormentors. I can't tell you how excited I am about this development; clone will be useful every day, of course, but today especially.

Except, that lazy bitch hasn't shown up yet. I'm not sure what she's doing - maybe she's already at the rental house, helping Bump with the move. Bump doesn't realize I've been cloned, so he wouldn't call to tell me I'm there, right? He was probably just surprised when I showed up a few minutes after talking to him on the phone this morning.

Is it going to be weird when I see her for the first time? (Provided she actually shows up, and isn't out getting drunk with Aunt Bob - wait, that's totally what she's doing, isn't it? That filthy whore.)

I'll probably be surprised by how fat she is. Cloning adds 30 lbs., right?


Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Cool. Send one over to drink beer with me.

Violet said...

i wouldn't be surprised if cloning did add 30 lbs. Most good stuff does.

Em said...

: )