The boys, especially. Right now, it's easy to tell them apart because Nathan Jr is a baby and Lumpyhead isn't; but it occurs to me that when he's eighteen, Nathan Jr will have no problem whatsoever buying beer using Lumpyhead's ID.
I like the way you think, LHM. I had to use the fake ID of one Roberta Wolkowski and she looked *nothing* like me. It was such a stretch, but I worked that thing for many years.
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Pick one to start overfeeding now. By the time they're grown, they'll be easy to tell apart.
(Because this is the internet, I will now go ahead and specify that I am joking.)
If you take Melissa's advice I'd say you should target Nathan Jr. for the overfeeding.
I like the way you think, LHM. I had to use the fake ID of one Roberta Wolkowski and she looked *nothing* like me. It was such a stretch, but I worked that thing for many years.
Ooooh, I hadn't thought of that for Bito and BabyMuffin. They aren't going to have problems either...
I love that you partied enough when you were younger to recognize this as a problem!
Don't worry, they will probably get quite different-looking tattoos.
It'll only work if LH's driver's license features goofy headwear.
Yeah. Oh no.
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