Sunday, February 01, 2009

That Day Will Come

The day will come when the baby will poop and we will change his diaper and put his pants back on and that will be the end of it; we will not need to pull a shit-covered onesie over his head and replace the cover on the changing table and pre-treat every item of clothing he was wearing and give the child a bath. Every. Stinking. Time.

But today is not that day.

4 comments:

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I had a bad poop day too.

So sorry.

Aunt Bob said...

"Stinking. Time." Heh. heh. Stink.

Must be some powerful stink juice you're feeding him.

De in D.C. said...

Maybe today should be the day that you stop eating all those prunes?

nonlineargirl said...

sorry.