Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Just When I Thought I Was Done Being a Moron

I took Lumpyhead to Disney on Ice on Saturday. As we were getting ready, I felt guilty about leaving Lula at home, so I took her too.

They both enjoyed the show, and were relatively well-behaved, but I know this for certain: as my kids get older, this whole parenting thing is going to require a lot more booze.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is all just preparation for when you start chaperoning school field trips. The crowds, the whining, the inability to control anything -- and no booze allowed!
- Work Sarah

Anne said...

Sweetie, you call me for backup when it's time to take them to Medieval Times ... they serve liquor there!!

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

Yup.

Violet said...

you should thank your lucky genes that booze makes you feel good. All it does for me, is turn me hot and red like a menopausal alcoholic after a couple of bottles of grappa.

Tammy said...

Holy Crap. Ten year old boys make me want to drink heavily and daily!