Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Is It the Teeth?

Why do babies suddenly switch from angel breath to dreadful full-on morning mouth? One minute they're blowing sweet kisses into your face and the next they're heaving the rife stank of landfill waft in your direction.

Lula has made the shift from exhaling marshmallow-scented purity to smelling like she just ate a vat of Elmer's glue.

Listen, I'm not saying I'm always a mentos ad - you don't want to be within 10 feet of my fetid morning ass-mouth - but I was hoping Lula would have milky-scented sugar breath for just a few more months.

6 comments:

Em said...

Do you own that mug or did you have to borrow it for the occasion?

Lumpyheadsmom said...

Oh, I own it.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

What is that girl eating?

Violet said...

First of all, get her off the coffee and cigarettes. Then curtail her garlic comsumption.

Julie said...

If you find out what it is, tell me. When my kids want to climb into my bed in the morning, I'd rather not have to make them brush their teeth first.

mo-wo said...

Nope gonna have to have another baby.