Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Colonoscopy Number 3

Bump is currently getting his third -yes, third - colonoscopy. I waited at the hospital during his previous two procedures, leaving Lumpyhead with Nana Vicky. This time I am home with Lumpyhead and Lula, forced to assume things are going okay.

We’ll all go pick Bump up when he is done, making the traditional stop at Five Guys to reward Bump for being done with the Saddest Diet Ever (clear liquids for 24 hours). I imagine Bump will sleep for most of the afternoon, or he may just relax. At any rate, I’m sure he will relish no longer having to remain close to toilet facilities.

6 comments:

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Poor Bump.

I assume Vodka didn't count as a clear liquid?

bozoette said...

Oh, poor Bump! I have been through that particular non-picnic, and once was enough. Except it's almost time for the next one. Here's hoping all is well.

Em said...

Hope things go OK for Bump. I will be thinking about him.

Devra said...

Tequila doesn't count either I bet...

Lori said...

Rum?

julie said...

Bleh. I hope everything went ok.