Monday, December 11, 2006

Send More Donuts

Lumpyhead still looks like peasants are terrace farming his head, but either I’m getting used to it or it’s starting to grow out, because I’m no longer instantly reminded of Karl from Sling Blade every time I look at him. (The pictures don’t do the bad haircut justice, I’m telling you.)

I’m abandoning my family tonight to go carousing with these degenerates. Well, it would be carousing, except that I’ll be sober the whole time. Being pregnant sucks.

In other news, I’m eating like a woman possessed. At dinner last night, I out-ate Bump. Despite feeling uncomfortably large, I’m hungry all the damn time. I had a chocolate-covered donut for breakfast, a banana, some grapes, then another donut. (I'm not sure if the chocolate covering on the donuts is a mitigating factor or an aggravating one.)

In related news, I’m outgrowing my maternity pants.

5 comments:

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Glad to see my site was on the "these" link instead of "degenerates" like Devra and Aviva.

I was busting out of the XL maternity clothes at about 26 weeks. I feel your pain.

E :) said...

Make the most of it! Mmmm... Donuts...

Anonymous said...

Ummmmmm, I sort of think that the photos might do the haircut justice. I thought you were exaggerating...until I saw the photos.

stefanierj said...

If I could eat like that, I would. It's the only thing I miss from pregnancy. :)

laurie said...

by the end of my pregnancy i only had 3 items of clothing that fit me (2 pairs of shorts and one shirt) which was actually ok because it was the hottest, driest summer on record in NC and all clothes felt like they were made of sandpaper.

but yay donuts. and i'm sure akutaq is happy!