Thursday, April 01, 2010

SECRETS REVEALED: How to Get Long Hair Fast

Finally! The secret to long hair FAST - in easy step-by-step instructions.

Step 1: Begin with short hair (sour expression and spotty mirror not required).

Step 2: Find ordinary hairbrush (goofy expression not required).

Step 3: Make hairbrush MAGIC.

Step 4: Finish magic.

Step 5: Activate Magic Hairbrush

Step 6: Instant results!

You're welcome.

5 comments:

Julie said...

It's gorgeous. What's the date today again?

Jen said...

??? Weave ??? DOH damn April Fools!

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

You have issues.

Em said...

I was thinking to myself today, "nobody does April fool's like Lumpyhead's mom does April fools."

ShallowGal said...

I missed something. Do it again in slow motion.