Finally! The secret to long hair FAST - in easy step-by-step instructions.
Step 1: Begin with short hair (sour expression and spotty mirror not required).
Step 2: Find ordinary hairbrush (goofy expression not required).
Step 3: Make hairbrush MAGIC.
Step 4: Finish magic.
Step 5: Activate Magic Hairbrush
Step 6: Instant results!