Last night, Lumpyhead and Lula were arguing over a puzzle. Lula was working on a section that Lumpyhead wanted to complete himself.
Lula got right in his face. "Don't be a douche to me, Lumpyhead," she commanded him sternly. "Don't be a douche."
While it's good advice, I'm not sure it's . . . appropriate. But the words were pretty funny coming out of her mouth.
And she may have said it because I had just told Lumpyhead not to be a douche. I don't know.