Last night, Lumpyhead and Lula were arguing over a puzzle. Lula was working on a section that Lumpyhead wanted to complete himself.
Lula got right in his face. "Don't be a douche to me, Lumpyhead," she commanded him sternly. "Don't be a douche."
Ahem.
While it's good advice, I'm not sure it's . . . appropriate. But the words were pretty funny coming out of her mouth.
And she may have said it because I had just told Lumpyhead not to be a douche. I don't know.
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My kids got it wrong when relating to me a story about how a kid in their class got in trouble because called someone a "Jackass". They said "Jack-ack". It stuck. We are also fond of "window licker" and the Dutch word for foreskin, which I have no idea how to spell but it is pronounced "klote-sac". As long as my kids dont start going to school with a kid who is fluent in Dutch, we are golden.
Well, was he being a douche?
If so...
That is like the time Claudia called Ian a "dammit boy", but even better because:
1) douche
and
2) not my kid.
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