Friday, October 23, 2009

Someone Needs to Watch Her Language

Last night, Lumpyhead and Lula were arguing over a puzzle. Lula was working on a section that Lumpyhead wanted to complete himself.

Lula got right in his face. "Don't be a douche to me, Lumpyhead," she commanded him sternly. "Don't be a douche."

Ahem.

While it's good advice, I'm not sure it's . . . appropriate. But the words were pretty funny coming out of her mouth.

And she may have said it because I had just told Lumpyhead not to be a douche. I don't know.

3 comments:

Michele said...

My kids got it wrong when relating to me a story about how a kid in their class got in trouble because called someone a "Jackass". They said "Jack-ack". It stuck. We are also fond of "window licker" and the Dutch word for foreskin, which I have no idea how to spell but it is pronounced "klote-sac". As long as my kids dont start going to school with a kid who is fluent in Dutch, we are golden.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Well, was he being a douche?

If so...

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

That is like the time Claudia called Ian a "dammit boy", but even better because:

1) douche

and

2) not my kid.