My Vacation

Cannon Building

I took this photo thinking it would be a fun “Lumpyhead Roams the Halls of Congress” kind of picture, but instead it’s got an eerie, tunnel-y, “Walk Toward the Light” feel about it. Nice use of flash there, Dumbass.

My Car, Post-Collision

The damage isn’t too bad. My license plate took the brunt of the crash, you can see the imprint of the square hitch, right smack dab in the middle of the plate. (I fuzzed out the number because you internets are crazy. Or something.)

3 lb. Bass, 18 lb. Baby

I don’t know for sure that she’s reached 18 pounds, but she’s gotta be close.

Lula Hates Green Beans

Mama hates the fugly pheasant futon. (fugly feasant futon? phugly pheasant phuton?)

A Very Special Batman
Also Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers

ElectricYoak decided that the back of his jacket looked like a half-assed Batman costume.

There is a state mental hospital in the town where ElectricYoak grew up. A sign on the highway warns drivers not to take on extra passengers. I think he looks particularly disturbed in this photo.