Lowhbstah. Uh yuh.

Rawr

Yes, Aunt Bob is right (Aunt Bob is always right), at least Three-and-a-Half is cute.

Reprise

Nathan Jr found this hat in the toy box.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MAH BABY?

Legitimized

Nathan Jr discovers the trick for not looking ridiculous in a red felt cowboy hat: Add a Horse.

The issue remains for the boots, however.

Phoning It In

I know, I know. It's really stuff on the baby's face, not his head. And these photos are from, like, December.

Please ignore the snot and the klassy klothesline.

I tried to photoshop out the snot, but there's not much I can do about the klassy.

Wait. [LIGHTBULB!]

Oh look, she figured out how to move the damn laundry before taking a picture. Here. You want one?

Consolation Prize

I was going to post pictures of the kids in their costumes, but I got lousy photos at the preschool parade. Lula refused to wear her costume anyway and I realized later that I put Nathan Jr's costume on incorrectly so here's a picture of the baby in a blond wig.

Surfer Baby is angry.

It's a Proper Straw Hat

Worn at a jaunty tilt.
I'm resisting the urge to photoshop a hay stalk in his mouth.

Playroom Nightmares

My mother is appalled that Nathan Jr, celebrity chef extraordinaire, is also kind of a dickhead.

I can't seem to find my hands. And where is my f***ing ladle?

F*** off, you stupid cow. Where's your f***ing brain? My ladle! Fetch my f***ing ladle! F*** you.

Grandma proves that she simply won't stand for such language.

Bluh-ur-gath. What the hell?

Ahem. Fine. Now, about that ladle.

A Day Late and a Bullhorn Short

Dude, and it's not even the correct child.

Meh, whatever. It's not really a bullhorn, either, it's an antique milk funnel, which . . . maybe it's best to walk away from this post right now.

Pull-Top Baby

Still not sick of this, Mother?

Hey!

Bitch done stole my hat.

If Pink Velour and Cow Print with Black Fringe Isn't Your Taste

Perhaps you might prefer a plain yellow ring.
It's a perfect neutral for the days when you want your outfit to make the statement (a statement like "my mom seems to have lost my real clothes in the move, so I'm wearing Christmas pajamas my big brother outgrew three years ago").

It's Wednesday, So It Must Be Time to Put Something on the Baby's Head

It's a ring! A soft ring. Cow print on one side, pink velour on the other. With fringe. It is awesome.

It also moos. I know. Sweet.

(Nathan Jr reminds you that you are not allowed to mock his headgear, and extends that admonition to his jammies. His Christmas jammies. In July.)

For the Record

Nathan Jr is aware that some of you have requested more photos of him wearing hats and other headgear, and he wants you to know that he thinks that's really immature.

Also pictured: My mother, who thinks putting stuff on the baby's head is mean. But funny.

Mazel Tov

Or something.

He's a Delicate Little Flower

Really? We're still doing this?

They're Two, They're Four, They're Six, They're Eight

Just take the damn picture already, this thing is heavy.

It Encourages Good Posture

What the hell do you mean, "Hold still"?

Shhhhh

(If we don't explain the reference to Nathan Jr, he can't be mad.)

Yes, we got a free bowl of soup with this hat

Looks good on you, though

More Cowbell

Nathan Jr believes you are familiar with his stance on whether or not it is permissible to mock his headgear.