And I Only Had to Deal With Two of Them

Bump took Lumpyhead to a kindergarten open house this morning, so I stayed home with Lula and Nathan Jr.

In the two and a half hours Bump was gone, we baked bread, rode bikes, blew bubbles, and had a tea party. My proudest accomplishment was fitting in a quick shower, thanks to Dora and Tivo.

It was exhausting.

I arrived at the office by 11:30 where a half-finished project from yesterday was waiting for me, along with a new meeting request and seventeen unread emails. But my afternoon suddenly seemed a lot easier than my morning had been.

I Think I Got It Now

Hey, so remember how I'm a complete idiot who can't tell the Voltaggio brothers apart?

I think I got it now.

This one's Bryan.

Yep, Bryan.

SECRETS REVEALED: How to Get Long Hair Fast

Finally! The secret to long hair FAST - in easy step-by-step instructions.

Step 1: Begin with short hair (sour expression and spotty mirror not required).

Step 2: Find ordinary hairbrush (goofy expression not required).

Step 3: Make hairbrush MAGIC.

Step 4: Finish magic.

Step 5: Activate Magic Hairbrush

Step 6: Instant results!

You're welcome.