Where I've Been

Let's see, since Thursday, I have done the following:

• Dealt with the aftermath of an evening with tequila. (Cleaning up the kitchen turned out to be the easiest part. See Flickr for a guide to this photo.)


• Played softball, where the MVP was "awarded" a large can of malt liquor at the end of the game. (Klassy. Also, thank god I muffed that throw to first base.)


• Gone to the zoo, where Lumpyhead saw rocks. He also saw elephants, all three pandas, and ate lunch at Zoo Bar, but he was most excited about the rocks. (I was most excited about lunch at Zoo Bar.)


• Been forced to watch a Thomas video that Aunt Bob lent us at least 25 times. It's all songs, all the time, except for two non-musical stories which Lumpyhead treats as intermissions. The songs are very, very bad. Aunt Bob did ask, upon handing it over, if I was sure I really wanted it. (I didn't. I was warned. My bad. But the Rolodex Game on Tequila Night, aka the Nail in the Hangover Coffin, was totally Aunt Bob's fault. All. Her. Fault.)


• Begun making preparations for Lumpyhead's birthday party on Thursday. (Wanna come? It's in the park across the street.)

Tomorrow, I will pick up my parents from the airport. They'll be here for nearly a week.

I may need more tequila.