Suck It, Sarlacc

I got stuck in the fucking foam pit again.

God I'm dumb.

Remember how I warned Bump not to go into the Sarlacc Foam Pit?

Guess who took Lumpyhead to gymnastics class today? And guess what happened at foam pit time. Again.

At least we were both dressed correctly.

I don't know what I was thinking, other than hoping to prove that while yes, I had trouble getting out of the foam pit last time, it was because of the jeans and I'm not a feeble dork.

Turns out I'm just a dimwit who can't learn from experience.

[Bang head on wall] Ow. [Bang head on wall] Ow. [Bang] Ow. [Bang] Ow.

Curse you, Foam Pit!

[Shakes fist]

[Is instantly horrified by the accompanying wobbling of arm flab]