Shitty Thing The First: I am not happy about the election results and I was up way too late watching dismal returns.
Shitty Thing The Second: Lumpyhead forgot his backpack this morning.
More accurately, his parents forgot his backpack. I am grumpy. Bump is tired. Lumpyhead didn't have school on Monday or yesterday, so our morning routine is in disarray. It was the first time we forgot it, but I'm sure it won't be the last. We are, after all, us.
Lumpyhead was distraught at dropoff. As I was pulling away, I saw him shuffling dejectedly to the school door. He was so hangdog that an adult stopped to ask him what was wrong.
Lumpyhead was thrilled to see me - and the damn backpack - when I returned to school a few minutes later. Almost as pleased was his teacher. "Oh the backpack," she remarked flatly, clearly relieved. I'm certain Lumpyhead complained nonstop about that damn backpack the entire time he was bereft.
On Friday I made my second appearance in Lumpyhead's classroom, and wow, nothing compares to the affection of kindergarteners. There were hugs and nonsense stories and more five-year-old awesome than I can describe. Three little girls drew pictures of me. One kid told me he loved me.
So when I showed up with Lumpyhead's backpack this morning, I was treated as a Recognized Celebrity. It is impossible to be cranky when you're greeted with wildly enthusiastic waving and excited squeals.
Man, I love kindergarten.
Monday, November 01, 2010
Dragon costume - complete with wings and surly baby brother. We couldn't get the fire-breathing part to work.
First person to point out that it's a little short gets cut with a snapped-off depleted glow stick, I swear to god.
But even his mad carving skills and Vike-o-lanterns couldn't help my embattled team.